Gossip Girl is back bitches!

- I love the Breakfast at Tiffany's scene-turned-nightmare where Blair realizes she's searching for her cat in a garbage dump and Nate starts calling her Jenny. I think every girl's worst nightmare is when her boyfriend calls her by some other girl's name.

- "Lady Godiva, my only friend." says Blair over a box of chocolates. I thought Blair was anorexic? Or maybe they just decided to cut out the throwing up scene.

- Greatest. Line. Ever. "Then I suggest you get new hand towels," says Chuck to step-sis Serena after she says she never wishes to share DNA with him. Love it! I wonder if the teeny-boppers watching got it.

- Holy! Jenny and her new crew have invaded Barneys and Forever 21! The girls have humongous fab bright bags, a yellow-stripped jacket, scarves (Hermes?) and neon green and yellow headbands.

- Croisstants for breakfast. How New York of them.

- They mention Brody Jenner! Sigh. There is no escape from reality TV.

- Did Jenny drop the yogurt on Blair? What a bitch.

- Now I understand the perils of being a social climber. Slipping waiters $100 bills everyday to get a table was not a problem little Jenny foresaw. And why did I go into journalism?

- I miss the Asian sidekick. Who knew she was Jewish?

- Jenny walks into the equivalent of the Vogue closet. What I'm wondering is how she managed to steal a dress right in front of a group of girls.

- "The bitch is back." You go Blair! But that line is a bit corny.

- OMG! Jenny "Sticky Fingers" Humphrey is pawning a dress she stole from her new friends to get a new gown she can't afford to wear to her birthday party!

- This is how the truly rich bribe: They invest in their childrens' businesses in exchange to "be nice." The rest of us get $5 from a parents or else we get a beating.

- That dress that Jenny stole? It was a $15,000 one-a-kind Valentino. Big mistake Jenny. BIG.

- Of course we all know what must happen. You steal Valetino, you get kicked out from your crew. Sorry Jenny.

- Who is sending these stupid packages to Serena? Porn and then champagne. Actually those gifts are quite thoughtful.

- Ok, is Penelope that desperate for a man? How does Jenny get away with stealing a Valentino from her friend's closet so easily? That wouldn't happen ever. Poor Blair.

- Maybe G stands for God. Only He would give such wonderful presents.